SHORTBUS THE MOVIE

CAST:

CHARACTER--------------------------------ACTOR/ACTRESS



Treded				Bobby the old guy in all the Earnest Movies
Lizzy				Jenna Jameson
Shortbus Captin			The King Ad Rock
Mr. Brown			The old cool Kurgan
Tim Fuckingham			The lead singer for Earth Crisis
Mando				Liz Phair
Jenny Brown			The girl that plays Febbie on friends
Lupinsmile/Lupindeath		Eddie Murrphy
Drew P. Balls			Wes Cravin
Jessie Brown			Courtney Love  (lary flint style)
Art Chick			Claire Danes
Joey				Alec Baldwin
Danny				Billy Baldwin
Jared				Pauly Shore
Molly 				Chasey Laine
Kropotkin			Greg Graffin	
Blinky				Mellisa Joan Hart
Chavo				Link
Jake				Daniel Day Louis
Tinytim86			Kurdt Cobain

OK THIS IS ALL I HAVE DONE ON THE MOVIE I WILL BE GIVING MY IDEAS TO BLINKY AND SHE IS GOING TO WRITE THE SCREENPLAY....THIS IS GOING TO KICK ASS...ITS ABOUT BEING THE SHORTBUSCAPITN'S LIFE....THE PROCESS OF LOOSING GOOD FRIENDS...(FUCKERS)...RENEWING OLD FRIENDSHIPS....(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)....AND MEETING TOTALLY NEW AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE (MAINLY PEOPLE FROM OUT OF STATE...hint hint...)....SO IN CLASSIC STYLE FUCK ALL YOU AND SIT THERE ON YOUR ASSES AND WAIT FOR THE HUGE EVENT....OHH YEA ALL OF THE SHORTBUSSERS THAT ARE NOT IN THE CAST....DON'T WORRY I WHIPPED THIS THING UP IN AN HOUR....SO JUST CHILL OK....OHH YEA...I WILL ALSO BE COMPOSING THE SOUNDTRACK...I HAVE 6 NEW SONGS SO FAR DOWN ON TAPE NOT INCLUDING 2 THAT I NEED SENT TO ME FROM THE HOMEFRONT..SO THE TOTAL IS 8 RIGHT NOW....I WILL MAKE A MASTER OF THESE AND PUBLISH IT WHILE IM HERE AND BRING EM HOME OVER CHRISTMAS SO YOU BUSSERS WILL BE HAPPY...